wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

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wonderfulsenses:

want more love/life quotes like this? 

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scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

kiffikiff:

neiru2013:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

I see WoW :o

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thetwattickler:

kunstgriff:

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

Need to reblog this…

The elevator..

fimbuldraugr:

essenceofthenoctifer:

my-precious-books:

vic-fuentes-is-my-drug:

iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:

rosalarian:

appleznbananaz:

addisuns:

if the villains won

This is a terrible post.

Creepily wonderful

The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.

OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO

Things that are acceptable:

NOT THIS.

O____________________O

There’s also six pictures of young boys in the Gaston picture; in the movie he says they’ll have six or seven strapping boys. Those are their kids.

whoviandragon:

megtheirishangel:

At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song

I agree. It’s the best.

silverheart20:

Haha so this just happened.

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broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

telescopical:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

i love tumblr

bayconbit:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

r0dents:

fireflufferz:

sigh-asdfghjkl:

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

[College voice] haha ‘penis’